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Happy Monday!

From the Monster Name Decoder:


Evil Lethal Drifter-Reaping Investigator-Torturing Creature from the Haunted Hills


(If I use my last name, I end up as an "Imp of Spite." For some reason, that makes me laugh.)


Today's Halloween-related quote is a most excellent piece by the great Leslie Fish, complete with a taste of science fiction.

Teaser:
But now and then we wonder what it means for the human race
That ghosts of generations past are taking off for space.




Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station Three.
Half the staff has seen her, plus the Portmaster and me.
And if you think we've had too much of Cookie's homemade rum,
Just tell me where those basket-hats of fruit keep coming from.

Don't go down to the cargo-bay when there's no ship in dock.
You just might hear maracas clack and get a nasty shock
And if you hear a rumba-beat, don't pass the messroom door;
You just might see a tangerine come rolling down the floor.

We sometimes catch a glimpse of her, by station night or day,
But when we try to catch her, she just laughs and fades away.
The station's chief headshrinker takes his notes and drains his cup.
We get rotated often, but she still keeps showing up.

We don't know why we're haunted here, or why it's her that haunts.
We've got a betting-pool for all who wonder what she wants.
The best odds say she likes the rhythm of the station's drive;
They didn't have phase-generators while she was alive.

Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station Three.
Not that we're complaining, since the fresh fruit all comes free.
But now and then we wonder what it means for the human race
That ghosts of generations past are taking off for space.

"Carmen Miranda's Ghost" by Leslie Fish

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agentxpndble
Oct. 10th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
:::snicker::: Love this one... Now I'll be singing it for DAYS, thank you very much. :-P I'f anyone wants it, I can make an MP3 (after I catch up, that is.)
eldritchhobbit
Oct. 10th, 2005 06:23 pm (UTC)
Welcome back! :) It does get stuck in the head, doesn't it? I do think it's a wonderful song. Thanks for sharing in the love!
st_crispins
Oct. 10th, 2005 11:42 pm (UTC)
Hey --- I'm working on the paper. email me a phone number and tell me when you'll be around. Want to discuss some stuff.
eldritchhobbit
Oct. 11th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
Emailing you now! Thanks!
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