Happy birthday to the fabulous lbilover, and best wishes for many happy returns of the day!
For your amusement, here are two videos. First, Disney's animated spoof of 1950's pulp science fiction:
Second, Cthulhu meets the Old Spice commercial:
"In a perfect world everything would be either black or white, right or wrong, and everyone would know the difference. But this isn't a perfect world. The problem is people who think it is."
— Unwind by Neil Shusterman